La Mort de Juliette

We tend to have pretty awful internet 'round these parts, but today was particularly noteworthy in it's lack of decent connection.

Early this morning, I awoke to a loud bang.  I thought it sounded like a slab of concrete falling from some height and assumed it had something to do with the nearby construction.  A few hours later, there was another loud bang, which this time I saw to be accompanied by a bright flash of light.  Incidentally (or so I thought), the internet was completely out.  Not just connecting extra slowly, or coming up with "failed to load" message boxes, but displaying a completely new error page, unlike anything I'd encountered before. 
After church, I came to find out that these two events were not as separate as I'd thought.  It turns out that a squirrel wandered up onto the roof and had chewed through an internet cable, frying himself in the process and producing a very loud noise (bang #1).  Later, it's mate (presumably) wandered up the same way, chewed the same cable, and fried herself (bang and flash #2), falling to her death on the sidewalk below next to her lover.

How romantic, right?