In the Cold I'm Standing

As I was walking home from the library, I saw a young man emerge from between two vans parked on campus.  I walked closer and soon realized that this young man was entirely devoid of a shirt.  As I quickly averted my eyes, I thought to myself,

      "First of all, why is he not wearing a shirt?

Second of all, why is he not wearing a shirt on a BYU campus?

Third of all, why is he not wearing a shirt in the middle of October?!"